Take a look at this picture.
You may think it is a female cow, but nooooo. This is a male cow. With female parts. This is Otis the Cow from Nickelodeon's Back at the Barnyard. It's a pretty funny show, but I can't get past the fact that the MALE cow has an udder. Why, oh why?
Ok. So, here's me to my eldest: "Is that a boy or a girl cow?"
Big A: "Boy."
Me: "Why does it have an udder? You know udders have milk. Girl cows give milk, not boy cows."
Big A: "Yeah. But this is a boy cow."
Me: "I don't get it."
Big A: "It's just a cartoon, mom."
And then she rolled her eyes. Apparently, the hermaphrodite cow doesn't bother her at all.
Maybe it's not really a hermaphrodite... After all, I don't see any male genetalia. Maybe this cow is a girl cow and her inner bull is coming out.